Ali. 17. Little monster. Follow me and I'll love you forever.

until I see gaga in dubai
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dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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crustypork:

im not even sexually active but im still scared to get tested because what if i am the virgin mary of stds and get hiv without having sex????? its scary stuff man

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hreny:

steal his look: back at it again at krispy kreme guy

gucci hooded sweatshirt ($1,058.02)

paul smith jeans elbow contrast knit sweater ($265.27)

msgm tailored wool sweatpants ($449.55)

giuseppe zanotti design zipped hi top sneaker ($665.50)

krispy kreme paper hat ($2.99)

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dialupmodem:

me: ugh having trouble connecting to the wifi using my mac 

every PC user in the room: WELL YOUR FIRST MISTAKE WAS PURCHASING THAT OVERPRICED PIECE OF ALUMINUM YOU PIECE OF TRASH LMAO 

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yoncevevo:

teacher: you two could pair up but work quietly

me:

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plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

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